That’s What She Said.
October 6, 2009 by Tellie
Filed under My Inner Kindlings
I love me a good “That’s what she said” moment. It’s the most versatile joke in the world! I mean no matter how many times I hear it, it is always funny especially since most of my friends are guys. In case you were wondering, according to urbandictionary.com, “That’s what she said” is:
a phrase used to turn a simple comment into a sexual joke
Today my friends were talking about their Animal Science class. Part of the class is based on raising a 600lb, 4 month old calf. Today was their first day to take care of the calves. One calf was crazy. He bucked, had a huge blow out (crap) on some of the unsuspecting students, and even purposely fell on half of the class. ,Luckily for my friends they had the more timid and calm calf named Studmuffin. Apparently studmuffin changed their life as far as farm animals are concerned. They actually felt a “connection” to Stud.
After hearing their encounter over dinner in the cafeteria, we went to go get icecream. I was nice and grabbed a spoon for everyone so they could eat the ice cream with. And I pounced:
Friend #1: Aww you’re so sweet. If you were a calf I’d name you Studdmuffin.
Me: Aww, thanks. Was studmuffin really all that great?
Friend #2: Yes he was. If that calf had an opposible thumb it would give us all spoons.
Me: That’s what she said.
–Edited to add --
In case you wanted to put a face to the name here is the infamous StudMuffin I had a chance to meet him the next day, and he really is an awesome calf. He also made the stinkiest poop I have ever smelt.
