Boys (not Men) suck.

So I lived overseas pretty much my whole life but I did attend middle school in this state for a year.  So when I saw my old middle school classmate (let’s call him John Doe) attending the same university as I, I was excited. SOMEONE I KNEW!! I was hesitant at first to talk to him (We have a history) but after a few months weeks, i finally mustered up the courage to talk to him.  This day just so happened to be yesterday.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS FOOL DID!!???

He pretended like he didn’t know me. Apparently his name ain’t John Doe it’s John “Roe”. Dude. If you’re going to change your name, do so by more than one letter. And he claims he’s never lived in this state a day in his life. WTF? I saw the light bulb go off in his head when he realized who I was. I’m not stupid. AND YOUR REAL NAME IS IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM YOU RETARD.

In conclusion, boys suck.

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How to pull an all-nighter

All my procrastinating is catching up with me I’m really busy. I know I don’t do things ahead of time work hard to keep my schedule balanced. In fact if tonight is the night, it will be a first in all my college life. I’ve done it in high school too many times once or twice.  I am sippin on some chai tea in hopes of a caffeine boost. Will go to starbucks first thing tomorrow too. I don’t drink coffee but it’s an emergency.

How to pull an all-nighter:

1. Get some blasting music going to keep you alert try to limit it to Techno and Heavy metal even if you don’t like that stuff.
2. Drink a cup of joe before you get started and by a I mean one anymore and you will probably crash
3. Around 3am-4am take a shower to wake yourself even more, or wait until you start feeling tired
4. If you must take a nap, limit it to no more than 20 minutes
5. Don’t study in your bed or on a couch do so in a hard uncomfortable computer chair where you must sit up
6. Eat something but don’t overdo it. Eating to much will make you tired.
7. Take a break every 50 minutes. The break should be 10 minutes long.
8. Walk around if you need too.
9. Stay focused. Don’t get side tracked!!!
10. Set mini-deadlines and goals: i.e. by 1:00am have chapter 11 covered.

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